Scroat on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
All we need now is for him to team up with SugarTits69...Heaven forfend.
View Articlebonjonelson on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Dear yuri_nahlI want to thank you for taking the time to write this submission and post it here. Unfortunately it's utter bollocks. But thank you anyway.
View ArticleScreenie on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
This could be the Fp and Bp, and all the pages inbetween. Possibly not a Nib, unless 'b' stands for bollocks.
View ArticleRowly on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Not too bad for a draft version Yuri, needs some revision though, there are elements of Eskimo Nell, the old testament, Gone with the (whirl)wind, wind in the willows and clockwork orange. ?have you...
View ArticlePerks on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Change the word "Christ" for "tornado" and this becomes a fucked up weather report.
View ArticleJohn Ffitch-Rucker on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
"Pick out the best couple of lines & see if you can knock up a small paragraph about one topic, which has some element of humour, then build up from there”.Rowly, THAT is genius.
View Articledvo4fun on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Right Class. Pay attention. Whilst I was out of the room somebody, and I'm sorry to say that it must be somebody from this very class, somebody has awarded a star for this sub. Now, I'm going to leave...
View Articleyuri_nahl on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Unless I receive two more stars, the chances of me posting a new story are about the same as a foreskin's chance of survival in the newborn ward of Tel Aviv hospital.
View ArticleJohn Ffitch-Rucker on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Thank fuck he’s gone.
View Articlebeau-jolly on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Quick someone give him stars. I can't because I couldn't be arsed to read it but the comments and tags are wonderful and justify the bollocks."Jesus wants me for a roof beam" made me burst out. If that...
View Articlerikkor on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Sorry, wasn't me. I like "even more boring than the Bible".
View Articlebonjonelson on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Who the fuck let Dan Brown in here anyway
View Articledvo4fun on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Sorry. I did go back and try to read it right through. I really did. But I couldn't manage it. Anyway, as I am supposed to be clearing out the shed this afternoon, I've decided to open a tin of Dulux...
View ArticleDrylaw on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
No place for that sort of stuff here. Good luck to him though! May he never get buffered having a screen wank.
View ArticleAl OPecia on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
I tried reading it through, but I had to stop as it felt like I was having my soul sucked out through my eyes.
View ArticleRowly on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
"it felt like I was having my soul sucked out through my eyes." Amazingly accurate description,Al like being forced to listen to all the speeches at all the party conferences....
View Articleyuri_nahl on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Tally ho, Bristols, arse, Rogering, pip-pip, bollocks, 'arf a mo'. Faw fa faw faw faw faw faw. Fa faw faw faw. H.M.S. Iron Duke was scrapped in 1946, and the steel was hammered into sheets by British...
View ArticleRowly on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
That was almost a coherent sentence Yuri, Keep working on it
View Articleborednow on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
oh great he's turned into lord fucking haw haw. No hang on minute it's the anti English prattling of Mel Gibson You've more chance of getting the nobel prize for literature than getting 2 more stars so...
View ArticleIronduke on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Yuri, Yuri...you see what you can do with a little brevity and a hitherto undemonstrated capability with the English language?IronDuke's personal resonance for me stems from an amalgamation of the Duke...
View Articlebonjonelson on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
I bet you are glad you backed up your brain before reading this.
View ArticleThe All New Jeni B on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
This caused my brain to backup in much the same way as a clogged outlet backsup a u-bend.
View Articlemalgor on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
LOL. Toilet Humour Rules.
View Articlebrownpaperreporter on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Ive got Christ Whirling and Dwarf Tossing in my head now - if Im drawing a parallel will I go to hell?
View ArticleFlashArry on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
If tossing refers to hoick, lob or whang, no. Otherwise, express one way ticket
View ArticleMajor Clanger on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Surreal. Tried to read through it, lost the will to live.
View ArticleSon of Barnabas on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST""
Do I detect the spirit of joanbloggs past?
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